GIL

This is Gil. He gets beat up a lot. Drop-kicked. Punched. Bit in the ass. Shot. Loses a finger. Dehydration. And that's on a good day. Oh, and he catches on fire, too.

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Gil's theme.

DUMBBELLES AND DUMBBELL

Three more intelligence-challenged villains. Meet Iz, Creed, and Blue.

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Being dumb isn't always a bad thing.